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TOP 13 FURSUITER PICK UP LINES

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We fursuiters need our affection too. So with that in mind, I present to you some of the best lines fursuiters'/mascotters can use when trolling the bar scene.

13. Pull my tail! You know you wanna!

12. Unlike others, I DO like to date other SPECIES!

11. My 'fat suit' makes me nice and cuddly. Wanna try me out?

10. I can't see much in this suit, but I can see how lovely you are.

9. Is that Eau de Enbac perfume I smell?

8. I'll undo your zipper (in the back) if you'll undo mine.

7. See this frozen smile on my muzzle? It's for you!

6. Wanna join my 'snugglepile'?

5. Why don't we retire to the 'headless lounge' for a drink?

4. My suit's a little skanky smelling and my washing machine's broke. Can I use yours?

3. Wanna join me for some'mascot games'?

2. Wanna feel my very special 'compression area'?

And the number one Fursuiters/Masctoers Pick up Line....

1. I'm in need of a 'handler'. Are you available?

TAKE ME HOME